Homage to J Part II

8. You never know when a bad date might lead to the need for a quick escape down south.

7. If "the war" continues and your conscientious objector status falls through, you may need a quick escape up north.

6. Your retired father needs help with the spring planting on his new farm in New Zealand, and it is a son's duty to help his aged parents.

Wow, I need some rest. More tomorrow. Also, I want to keep you reading...

XOXOXOXO to both my brothers, even the one who is blushing as he reads this!

-VB

P.S. We all know that J is a patriot (sorry about #7), but there are no laughs to be found there. ;)