eFlirt

Quick survey, does virtual dating really suck or am I just unbearably bad at it? I must admit that I am not so experienced in the art of on-line flirting, but it seems to really play down some of my best moves. For example, I can't stop chatting to say, "I am coyly gazing down and coquettishly fluttering my lashes." I mean that is ridiculous. Am I missing the lingo? Can I just say, "IACGD&CFML"?

Perhaps I am just a snob, but I think some of the subtle nuances of VegasBabe are lost if I go with, "U R Cute."

P.S. Wrote the above 2 months ago, but never posted... feeling like I need to blog again and am too brain dead to come up with something new... next survey... ever recycle old garbage and turn it in as "new ideas"?

P.P.S. Still can't flirt online, and can't flirt over the phone either... a recent ear infection caused me to interpret "I'd like to go out again sometime" as "I like, you know, bought gain sump grime." In the end, asking the guy why he called while intoxicated did not encourage him to repeat his previous statement and seek my better understanding.