Metro, In Any Language...

It has to be noted here and now that Wikipedia provides translation of the word "metrosexual" into 21 languages other than English.

No matter your mother tongue, this translates into a lot of lonely women. All I know it that this new breed or ultra-pretty and overly-fluffy men will use up your designer face wash, but they won't take out the garbage. They cannot be depended to remember anyone's birthday but their own, and they spend all their money on shiny trinkets for themselves. Down with metro-man!

By the way, where did the guy go who needed me to tell him when to tuck and when not to tuck? A girl needs a project.