Rattle Your Dags and Read This!

Crikey dick, I'm stuffed! I lived a bit large over the holiday. Heaps of fun, but I have yet to get a good night's sleep and mend... am going to bust a gut to get to bed just as soon as I...

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ... snarf.

Before I drift off to sleep I might explain that you ain't wrong if you're thinking that I have temporarily abandoned my Mother Tongue in favor of the tongue of me Mum (she is trying to blend in with her new Kiwi friends)... Errrg, scary! But, no worries--you too can speak Kiwi!

Cheers!

P.S. Mum, if you're reading this you might post some new vocabulary for all of us!