Gilt: The Great Motivator

Okay, so the trifle bowl was not worth sacrificing my principles (it was probably made of PVC too... I'm going to hell in a hand basket), but I've resolved to tighten my belt and be better in the future.

Wal*Mart still sucks! And just having to go there ought to be punishment enough for my indiscretion... I'm telling you, Dante missed a few of the circles of hell, but I've seen them all in aisle 15.